Friday afternoon. 5:00. First day of May. 72 degrees and sunny. What else is there to do but enjoy drinks on a patio. So we decided to head to the back patio at Linda's. Great music, frosty beers and fun conversation. But horrible fashions! The people watching is usually great anywhere on Capitol Hill, but for some reason Linda's on Friday was the cemetery where hipsters' good taste went to die.
I am not a skinny chick, so the option of cutting my jeans off so short that my pockets hang lower than my inseam is not an option for me - same is true for at least 80% of the girls to try to pull that off. You know who else should not be auditioning for a spot on the next Nair "Who Wears Short-Shorts" campaign? Anyone wearing mom jeans. Light washed jeans pulled up to your rib cage are not attractive at all -- and cutting them off half an inch below the enormous pockets does not help your cause. And while I am on the topic of unfortunate denim -- if you are a guy wearing skinny black jeans, you are not allowed to try and low ride them. Pick one annoying trend and go with it -- don't combine two.
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